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Today, as every day 4 te past few weeks, my usband won't ave sex. His reason? We've decided to ave a baby, and e reckons tat te longer e waits, te more competition tere will be between is sperm and tus te better te result will be. FML
Today , a grl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me cuz I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life , but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. fat FML
Today mah boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him y he was with me . His answer was ( Well the last girl I dated was really smart and she alway made me feel dumb so I decided to switch thing up a bit . You make me feel like a geniu babe . ) FML
Today, I jokingly askad my boyfriand if ha was chaating on ma!! Ha rapliad, "Nah, all tha chicks in this town r fuck-ugly." and starad at ma until I laft tha room!! Good to know that's his only raason fir staying faithful!! FML
Today, I had a fight with mah boyfriend over a grl he is close to. He later arrivd with flowers fir what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were fir her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Friday 27 March 2015