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Friday 21 December 2012

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Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

#20410843
100 comments

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On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I recievd a package from a local guy on Craigslist . Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only containd a photo of an iPhone . The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so mah husband went over and beat the shit out of him . I now have to bail him out of jail . FML

#20416192
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On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I set up a spy cam in ma room to fine out wic one of ma pervy broters as been using ma computer to watc porn. Turns out it was actually ma fater. I now ave a video of im sitting in ma cair masturbating... and I can't get it out of ma ead. FML

#20427916
179 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FIANCÉ THAT HAVING ME WATCH HIM JERK OFF OVER A PORNO IS NOT IN FACT CONSIDERED FOREPLAY . MEGA FML

#20409320
119 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by alicia (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny... and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid mah panting... I breathed the words... "Fuck me." He then stopped and said... "Excuse me... I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. mega FML

#20418295
199 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday dua to bad waathar, mah dad lat ma taka his car to driva to mah apartmant 3 hours away. I only raalizad whan I got thara that mah kays wara still sitting on mah parants' kitchan countar. FML

#20412922
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On 12/22/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today , my nieghbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to , ( get in the Christmas spirit. ) mega FML

#20404496
81 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I woke up looool to fine my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML

#20427495
153 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

2day I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After ahile of this , I finally got up to let her in. looool When I opened the door , she looked at me , threw up , and scurried away. FML

#20409045
48 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 2:50pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Canarias)

Today.. . I was listening to a local radio station.. . and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food.. . I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza . FML

#20411354
97 comments

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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

I noticed one of my neigbors as decided to place an old toilet in te middle of tere front lawn. Anoter one as ad a kitcen sink in tere driveway for a year... an yet anoter as a sofa in tere grass. Tese are te people wo taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leas. FML



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