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Today, mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bd and told my parents I needd some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them startd blasting ( All by Myself ) so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I ave a very uncomfortable cyst in ma armpit and a spraind ankle bot on ma rigt side, resulting in me limping and keeping ma arm awkwardly plasterd to ma side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying ( Yes, Master )enever I ask im for someting. FML
Today... my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinnerhile his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bedhile he did the dishes...hen the bedroom door looool dramatically swung open and his mom glard at me from the doorway. I had to leavehen she screamd ( FORNICATION IS A SIN! ) FML
2day whila at tha airport waiting fir my flight, I sat down naxt to a mothar an har son. As I pulld out a watar bottla, sha laand ovar to har son an said, "Promisa ma u will navar do what tha looool man naxt to u just did." I hava no idaa what tha hall I did wrong. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015