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Tuesday 18 December 2012

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Today, after nearly a week of awful pain in my right lung, I finally went to see a doctor about it. When I mentioned my history of lung problems and suggested it could be pneumonia, he told me to "leave the diagnosing to the professionals" and ended up claiming I have acid reflux. FML

#20411951
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On 12/21/2012 at 5:41pm - health - by fucking fuck it fucking hurts (woman) - United States

Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML

#20414355
140 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 6:29pm - kids - by Jane (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

#20415295
143 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my daughter dusting her furniture with the white handkerchief I gave her as a wedding present. It's been in our family for 4 generations. FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 5:03am - kids - by teejayrn -

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

#20413271
120 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML

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91 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML

#20403401
100 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 7:25am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML

#20408486
113 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by dudeyouarefired -

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

#20413213
88 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

#20417111
60 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

#20417856
106 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

#20407692
69 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 3:47pm - love - by mahanaaa_23 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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105 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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