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Tuesday 18 December 2012

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Today, I had to slowly explain to my mother that Americans are not the only people who celebrate Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28805) - you deserved it (2515)

On 12/24/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)



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