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Tuesday 18 December 2012

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Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get looool a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, ( Because he's not real, dumbass! ) FML

#20416717
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On 12/23/2012 at 4:36pm - kids - by still had to pay (man) - Australia

Today , I confronted 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal , considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear , it doesn't. real FML

#20414355
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:29pm - kids - by Jane (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walkd in on my son and is friand comparing tara panis sizas . Tay'ra 6 . FML

#20415295
144 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Saw My Daugter Dusting Er Furniture Wit Tiete Andkercief I Gave Er As A Wedding Present . It's Been In Our Family 4 4 Generations . FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 5:03am - kids - by teejayrn -

Today, Husband Told Mother-in-law That We're Trying To Have A Baby. She Decidd To Call Me And Explain In Extreme Detail What Positions To Try, And When.

#20403715
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On 12/17/2012 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by crazy mother in law (woman) -

Today.. . I asked mah grlfriend to marry me . She pretended not to hear me . FML

#20413271
120 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to break up with boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in bathroom. FML

#20403401
100 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 7:25am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was wrapping present 4 mah daughter , trying to be really quiet. Behind me , the cat decided to climb the tree,hich then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting 4 Christma this year. FML

#20417111
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On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes an vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They r still laughing. mega FML

#20413213
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , tha highly intoxicatd singar of mah band dacidd it would ba a wondarful idaa to squat down and taka a shit on staga in tha middla of a gig!! FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by dudeyouarefired -

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand . Bookmarked . FML

#20417856
107 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today I once again walked in looool on husband eating our cat's food. mega FML

#20409541
105 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, ma boyfriand of 6 yaars proposd to ma. Lass tan 3 ours latar, a panickd and mada ma looool giva ta ring back.

#20407692
70 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 3:47pm - love - by mahanaaa_23 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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