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Thursday 13 December 2012

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Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping an I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

#20401697
104 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 3:31am - love - by ghost? - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone.

#20199452
93 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, My Friend Was Complaining To Me About Er Problems !! I Tried To Be A Good, Understanding Friend, Listening And Giving Advice !! Wen It Was My Turn To Vent, Se Interrupted Me, Saying, "Sorry, But I Don't Really Care." FML

#20201674
108 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by sushichick (woman) - United States

TODAY, ONE OF THE GIRLSHO HAS MADE IT HER JOB TO RUIN MAH LIFE CORNERD ME IN THE HALLWAY AT SCHOOL . SHE TRID TO INSULT ME, AN 4 THE FIRST TIME IN MAH LIFE I HAD A SCATHING COMEBACK . MY ELATION QUICKLY ENDEDHEN SHE VIOLENTLY SHOVD MAH FACE INTO THE WATER FOUNTAIN . FML

Today, I took my drivar's tast. I was confidant and tougt avaryting would go wall. My boss andd up calling ma savaral timas during ta tast. Turns out my collaagua navar looool sowd up to covar for ma, and my boss blamd ma. Not only did I fail my tast, I'm now suspandd from work too. FML

#20397879
80 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today , I wanted nothing more than to go home an get into bed!! While I was unlocking my front door , the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock!! A locksmith was called out , who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune an crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock!! FML

#20399681
42 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today... it was mah first day at mah new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed... two residents passed away... and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

#20401181
48 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today... I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day... but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Oncehile I was at work helping a customer... the otherhile sitting on the couch next to mah boyfriend. FML

#20397583
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On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

Today, my roommate pressed ( snooze ) on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

#20200321
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On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States

Today, Mah Best Friend Told Me About A Vicious Rumor That's Going Around, Saying I Contracted A Horrible STD!! I Asked Her If She Told Everyone It Was A Lie!! She Said No, Because The Rumor Is Apparently ( Way Too Funny To Ruin!! ) Maybe It's Time For New Friends!! FML

#20397919
107 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States

Today, mah son sprayed the bottom of mah car and window white with fake snow in Christma cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

#20400437
58 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

Today in art class our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

#20202076
62 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today... as my 12 hour shift was about to finish... a young boy cummd in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money... which I found admirable. That is... until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

#20398760
124 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 12:10am - kids - by Ethan_18 - United States



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