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Wednesday 12 December 2012

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Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My older sister wanted extra legroom during the drive. FML

Today, my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity. She was worried because I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24492) - you deserved it (1562)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:31am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (1548)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States



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