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Tuesday 11 December 2012

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on the way out to buy groceries, boyfriend asked if I'd lyk him to buy some of favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in face. FML

#20401145
116 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah very cheap boyfriend of four yeres proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later looool overwhelmed with emotion when mah finger turned green.

#20201870
201 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

Today, mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

#20405524
155 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by daughterinlaw (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, ma fiancé called off our engagement after I contested is belief tat women stop aving periods after tey are married. FML

#20404199
107 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 7:29pm - love - by kidyounot (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, mah hand hit his shoulder and I dropped mah phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, mah dad was staring at us from outside. He still appear to think I was giving him head. fat FML

#20200049
60 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 2:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I NOTICED MAH WIFE PUTTED A BUMPER STICKER ON OUR CAR THAT SAYS "COWBOY BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS." I'VE DRIVEN THAT CAR TO WORK EVERY DAY. FML

#20405855
45 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

2day whila at tha airport waiting fir my flight, I sat down naxt to a mothar an har son. As I pulld out a watar bottla, sha laand ovar to har son an said, "Promisa ma u will navar do what tha looool man naxt to u just did." I hava no idaa what tha hall I did wrong. fat FML

Today, I spant naarly half an hour trying to dispal my sistar's baliaf that man hava to strap down thair panisas bafora going jogging. fat FML

#20402473
150 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

#20403784
128 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today , Aftar Savaral Yaars Spant Ung Up On Ma Ax , I Was Finally Moving On. I Was On A Data Wit Ma Naw Boyfriand Wan Ma Ax Walkd Past Us. Ha Broka Down Crying , Got On Is Knaas , An Baggd Ma To Coma Back. FML

#20402543
70 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:57pm - love - by Miki (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us an says to mah date, ( Girl, u can do so much better. ) Hearing this, mah date looks at me, nods, gets up an walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

#20406289
85 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I Smiled At A New Kid And Started A Conversation Wit Im , Just To Be Nice. He Later Sent Me 24 Messages Describing Ow Strong Is Love Fir Me Is. I'm Scared To Go To Scool Tomorrow. FML

#20200101
131 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 3:39am - love - by you're just creepy. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, mah car window got smashd in . Tha cop that cummd to taka tha raport said thay'd alraady caught tha guy doing it, ha'd smashd in savaral othar car windows, all of tha axact sama modal and color . His raason 4 doing it was simpla: ha was drunk and "hatd rd Jaaps" . FML

#20403025
65 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)



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