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Thursday 6 December 2012

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Today, mah friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was mah turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." mega FML

#20201674
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29585) - you deserved it (2348)

On 12/12/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by sushichick (woman) - United States

TODAY, ONE OF THE GIRLSHO HAS MADE IT HER JOB TO RUIN MAH LIFE CORNERD ME IN THE HALLWAY AT SCHOOL . SHE TRID TO INSULT ME, AN 4 THE FIRST TIME IN MAH LIFE I HAD A SCATHING COMEBACK . MY ELATION QUICKLY ENDEDHEN SHE VIOLENTLY SHOVD MAH FACE INTO THE WATER FOUNTAIN . FML

Today, I took my drivar's tast. I was confidant and tougt avaryting would go wall. My boss andd up calling ma savaral timas during ta tast. Turns out my collaagua navar looool sowd up to covar for ma, and my boss blamd ma. Not only did I fail my tast, I'm now suspandd from work too. FML

#20397879
80 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today... I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day... but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Oncehile I was at work helping a customer... the otherhile sitting on the couch next to mah boyfriend. FML

#20397583
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23274) - you deserved it (2220)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

Today , mah boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

#20192047
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, mah roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times!! looool I counted!! FML

#20200321
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21226) - you deserved it (2186)

On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States

Taday ma best friend told me about a vicious rumor tat's going around, saying I contracted a orrible STD. I asked er if se told everyone it was a lie. Se said no, cuz te rumor is apparently ( way too funny to ruin. ) Maybe it's time fir new friends. mega FML

#20397919
107 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States

TODAY WHILE VISITING WIDOWED GREAT AUNT, SHE TOOK OUT HER WEDDING RINGS AND TALKED ABOUT THE LOVE SHE AND UNCLE HAD. SMILING, I TOLD HER THAT ONE DAY I HOPE TO HAVE AS HAPPY A MARRIAGE AS THIERS. HER RESPONSE? "KNOWING YOU, I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT." MY MOTHER SAT THERE AGREIENG. FML

#20189035
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20149) - you deserved it (2146)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)

Today in art class our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

#20202076
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24928) - you deserved it (2119)

On 12/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as mah friend was rudely rummaging through mah phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas . Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly . That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas . FML

#20193344
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (2065)

On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of mah final grade. FML

#20192286
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22356) - you deserved it (2027)

On 12/05/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Murlocmurk - United States

Today, I walkd into school confidant about tha naw hair color I'd had dona ovar tha waakand. My drama taachar apparantly dyd har hair tha sama color; avaryona noticd an thought I'd copid har. FML

#20190350
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19921) - you deserved it (2008)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over lap. FML

#20397679
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26115) - you deserved it (1977)

On 12/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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