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Today, I went on a date with a great grl; we went out to dinner an saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to car to find out that a homeles man had broken the window, climbed into it, an was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discoverd that the heating in mah entre building had faild . I calld mah mom asking if I could come an stay with her 4 a few days . She told me to "think warm thoughts." big fat FML
Today I was yelld at by a customer who was upset over having waitd twenty minute 4 a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable if she was sitting in an actual restaurant an not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML
Friday 27 March 2015