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Tuesday 4 December 2012

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TADAY I WALKED OUT OF MAH APARTMENT TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD CLIMBED ONTO THE HOOD OF MAH CAR AND TAKEN A SHIT ON MAH WINDSHIELD. I ONLY MOVED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went on a date with a great grl; we went out to dinner an saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to car to find out that a homeles man had broken the window, climbed into it, an was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

#20198660
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discoverd that the heating in mah entre building had faild . I calld mah mom asking if I could come an stay with her 4 a few days . She told me to "think warm thoughts." big fat FML

#20192758
64 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, mah doctor finally prescribed me some medication 4 mah arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and mah hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

#20197805
79 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I was yelld at by a customer who was upset over having waitd twenty minute 4 a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable if she was sitting in an actual restaurant an not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML

#20194179
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22054) - you deserved it (1263)

On 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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