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Tuesday 4 December 2012

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my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my ritual is to coughhen other cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
88 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Taday I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun . The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shd a massive branch on top of my new car . FML

#20196008
76 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MY CRAZY PSYCHOPATH OF A NEIGHBOR SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT, ( SO, ABOUT YUR SEX LIFE. ) I'VE BEEN SITTING ERE 4 20 MINUTES STARING AT IT BECAUSE I'M TOO SCARD TO OPEN IT. FML

#20189915
80 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today , I Smiled At A New Kid And Started A Conversation Wit Im , Just To Be Nice. He Later Sent Me 24 Messages Describing Ow Strong Is Love Fir Me Is. I'm Scared To Go To Scool Tomorrow. FML

#20200101
131 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 3:39am - love - by you're just creepy. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

2day my boyfriend of 4 yeres drunkenly introduced me to anoter very special lady. His wife. FML

#20197502
58 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 9:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on mah detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
84 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Taday I got punchd in the face after a stranger askd for a light didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette . Now my nose looks worse than his . FML

#20193519
67 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by chinousmc - United States (Florida)

Today, aftar a romantic dinnar, movia, and stroll in tha park, wa had our first kiss. It would hava baan parfact, had a passarby thrown rubbish at us 4 "unnacassary public display of affaction." FML

#20194899
97 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
72 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son wat he wanted 4 Christmas, a stranger cummed up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parent are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fucker says." FML

#20200046
171 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 2:15am - kids - by n1a1t1h1a1n1 (man) - United States (California)

Today... mah boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The frst thing he asked 4 weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. real FML

#20198694
104 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice kind beautiful talented funny sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (2775)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)



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