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Thursday 29 November 2012

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Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML

#20190801
92 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

#20188897
75 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

#20182157
168 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

#20192033
99 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML

#20188746
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23127) - you deserved it (2346)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML

#20179140
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23466) - you deserved it (2343)

On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

#20180075
105 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML

#20193017
98 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

#20191408
76 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

#20186136
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (2277)

On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

#20189765
119 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

#20187578
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29498) - you deserved it (2216)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)



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