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Tuesday 27 November 2012

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Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. mega FML

#20189404
86 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, mom found her CD of cats an dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until looool Christmas. FML

#20186305
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On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States

Today,hile I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this ishere all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left.

#20190054
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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML

Today, mah husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up mah backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the waterhen he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

#20181043
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On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

TADAY I WALKED OUT OF MAH APARTMENT TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD CLIMBED ONTO THE HOOD OF MAH CAR AND TAKEN A SHIT ON MAH WINDSHIELD. I ONLY MOVED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FML

#20189050
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband my mother invited us both to a family dinner . My husband wanted to give her another chance so we went . Less than an hour after arriving I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food . FML

#20182910
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On 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm - love - by some things never change (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit an began throwing merchandise everywhere , including at mah face , because we r Canadian an don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" fir "devoted shoppers" lyk her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Tadayhile working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost an wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face an harsh words 4 supposedly having kidnapped him. real FML

#20183959
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On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

Today, I Have Three Cracked Ribs. I Have Also, Fir The First Time In Mah Life, Developed A Case Of The Hiccups That Simply Will NOT Go Away. It's Been Hours.

#20184990
100 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to mah mother-in-law wearing the gold chainhich I looool usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searchd mah drawer only to fine out mah chain was missing. I askd mah mother-in-law if she took it an she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
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On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

Today , I was woken up by my elderly nieghbor banging on my door at 2am . She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off . I'd just fallen asleep . mega FML

#20184989
74 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia

yesterday I was waiting in a doctor's officeen I was approaced by an elderly woman. Se told me all about te ripping of er stitces in a very private place, in exaustive detail. Of course, today was te day my doctor cose to be an our late. FML

#20183071
49 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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