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Tuesday 27 November 2012

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Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

#20186585
109 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML

#20190801
92 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML

#20188897
75 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

#20182157
168 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML

#20181869
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML

#20179140
168 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

#20180075
105 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

#20191408
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21647) - you deserved it (2299)

On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML

#20188746
103 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

#20186136
108 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

#20187578
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (2216)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

#20189765
119 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

#20179747
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21686) - you deserved it (2185)

On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)



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