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TODAY, MAH MOM HUNG HER NEW "CHRISTMAS CLOCK" ON THE WALL!! IT PLAYS A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS CAROL EVERY HOUR, ON THE HOUR!! IT'S ONLY DECEMBER 2ND AND I'M ALREADY STARTING TO UNDERSTAND Y SUICIDE RATES SKY ROCKET THIS TIME OF YEAR!! FML
Today, I decided to be responsible an call a cab to take drunk ass home from the bar!! As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out an had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more!! The police soon arrived an arrested us all!! FML
Today... I mat up with a faw old friands 4 soma wina an munchias. Tha main topics of convarsation wara colonoscopias... lactosa intolaranca an spacific symptoms of irritabla bowal syndroma. I'm slaaping ovar at ona of thair housas. Only 20 mora hours to go. FML
Friday 27 March 2015