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Monday 26 November 2012

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Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (1378)

On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18028) - you deserved it (1313)

On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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