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Thursday 22 November 2012

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18139) - you deserved it (1320)

On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having finally kicked my insomnia's ass after three hours, I was woken up by something I only thought happened in movies. Someone had paid for a Mariachi band to play for their girlfriend, outside my apartment, in the middle of the night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22004) - you deserved it (1317)

On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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