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Tuesday 20 November 2012

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Today , My Grlfriend Cummed Over To A Family Game Night!! Halfway Through A Game Of Klingon Monopoly , My Drunk Parents Started Arguing Because Apparently , While My Dad Was In Jail , He Cheated On My Mom With A Klingon Whore!! I Doubt My Grlfriend Will Ever Visit Again!! FML

#20176987
104 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked into ma ouse wit ma friend, only to discover ma usband alf-naked and yelling at te TV screen over a soccer game. By alf-naked, I mean e was only wereing a srt. FML

#20169569
122 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I decided to be responsible an call a cab to take drunk ass home from the bar!! As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out an had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more!! The police soon arrived an arrested us all!! FML

#20180075
105 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me 4 not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend , an "it's just not fair." FML

#20169074
117 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 2:13am - love - by they've been broken up for a year. - United States (Texas)

Yesterday I Went Out An Bougt A Copy Of Black Ops 2. I Got Ome An Opened Te Case, Only To See Te Game Disk Was Missing. Wen I Went Back To Te Store To Complain, Te Guy At Te Desk Accused Me Of Trying To Pull An Old Scam On Im. FML

#20175155
107 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 12:20pm - money - by FUCK A FUCKING DUCK (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today , I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression an then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

#20176506
107 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 11:35am - misc - by lobstercola - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah long distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be expecting the super long love letter that I poured mah heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

#20176109
89 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 2:02am - love - by whatever (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML

#20169793
109 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today Ma Girlfriend Looked Me Straigt In Te Eye An Said, "I Know About Te Sea Turtles." I Asked Er Wat Se Was Talking About An Se Said, "Next Time, Sut Up Or I'll Sow You Pain." I Ave No Idea Wat Se's Talking About. FML

#20170012
94 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there 4 2 yeres. FML

#20181011
110 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 8:16am - work - by nato (man) - United States

Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today... whilst at a red light in car... a homeless man with a spray bottle an a dirty rag came over to clean windows. He started with the driver's window... which was wide open... an whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously lyk urine. FML

#20172058
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (1953)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:54am - misc - by WamBamSam - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)



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