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Tuesday 20 November 2012

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yastarday a shoppar approachad ma at Targat an said, ( So r u just gonna stand thara to look pratty an do nothing around hara? ) I ignorad his commant, until ha got so upsat that ha wantad to spaak to mah managar. It would hava baan undarstandabla if I actually workad thara. FML

#20177780
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On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident . The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, looool ( Like a good nieghbor, Statefarm is there . ) FML

#20176033
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On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend calld 4 an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managd to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
92 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiate from my ear all the way down the left side of my face so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow I have to give a presentation on stroke for my med class. Go figure. FML

#20170659
56 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

YASTARDAY, MA CAT WANT INTO LABOR!! TIS IS SURPRISING SINCA 6 YAARS AGO, WA PAID TO AVA AR SPAYAD!! FML

#20174337
87 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up mah backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the waterhen he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

#20181043
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On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

today my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat!! I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be recieving those Christmas presents!! FML

#20177886
108 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

Today, I was rejectd for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshoppd." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML

#20175687
72 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far and I've already pulled five carving looool forks out of four different people. Good job everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit an began throwing merchandise everywhere , including at mah face , because we r Canadian an don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" fir "devoted shoppers" lyk her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I caught mah mother trying to switch mah contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild... or that she thought I wouldn't notice that mah birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

#20178576
107 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Username (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Taday ma family came over fir Tanksgiving!! We were supposd to ave ad dinner ours ago , but ma mom kept sneaking into te kitcen and dialing down te temperature on te oven , claiming I was going to overcook everyting!! At tis rate , we'll be lucky to ave eaten by midnigt!! FML

#20174185
57 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

2day my boss asked me if I ad any special plans fir Cristmas. After I told im I was planning a trip to Canada, e snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at te office." real FML

#20173791
89 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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