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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23334) - you deserved it (1579) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18877) - you deserved it (1509)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)



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