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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

#20164653
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I agree, your life sucks (22700) - you deserved it (1492)

On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

#20162804
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I agree, your life sucks (21477) - you deserved it (1489)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am - love - by he's mine (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18909) - you deserved it (1485)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States



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