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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML

#20163905
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13623) - you deserved it (943)

On 11/15/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Superman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

#20160454
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15274) - you deserved it (914)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

#20164653
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15782) - you deserved it (886)

On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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