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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

#20163199
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I agree, your life sucks (18751) - you deserved it (1475)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

#20164653
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I agree, your life sucks (22017) - you deserved it (1442)

On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17843) - you deserved it (1442)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)



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