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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12857) - you deserved it (935)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

#20160454
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15187) - you deserved it (911)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

#20164653
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15689) - you deserved it (872)

On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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