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Sunday 11 November 2012

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Today , my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing fir five yeres . He also happen to be the man I've been in love with fir eight . As she was giving me the details , she nonchalantly gave me her reason fir accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not , there's alway divorce." mega FML

#20149647
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On 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my brthday. I finally got the PS3 looool I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opend the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of cloths that my mom puttd in my brother's PS3 box. FML

#20157168
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On 11/10/2012 at 4:02am - misc - by Shauna (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was told I look lyk a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer cuz we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

#20155893
81 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, Mah Grlfriend Decidd To Invite Her Best Friend Over 4 A Threesome. This Would've Been The Best Day Ever, Had I Not Been At Workhile It Was Taking Place. FML

#20150477
104 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by sadness1992 - United States (California)

Today I lookd up te side effects of te antidepressants I've recently startd taking. Inability to orgasm is one of tem. I can eiter not be depressd or I can ave an orgasm. mega FML

#20148960
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by HappinessOrOrgasms (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day just as I was about to orgasm , boyfriendhisperd , "Cum , preciousssss" into ear , in his scarily accurate Gollum voice . I think clitoris just about witherd away in despair . FML

#20165510
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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today..!! While At A Red Light..!! A Guy In A Tux An Sunglasses Doing The Gangnam Style Passed Over The Crossing..!! Followed By A Man With A Video Camera!! This Isn't The First Time I've Stopped For People Doing A Gangnam Style Parody!! FML

#20165330
195 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

today mah boyfriend of three yeres, whom I recently got engagd to, askd me to take a photo of mah mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see wat mine would look like when I got older. FML

#20160220
78 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday mah dad offerd to pay me $40 to wash his car !! Needing money to buy a video game , I agred , an went out in the freezing weather to do the job !! I finishd the task , only to be paid in Monopoly money !! My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was !! FML

#20158140
180 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair . After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought looool I was the new guy, and said I was going to be traind by "The long-haird girly-looking idiot." FML

#20163115
86 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
150 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today.. . my looool girlfriend claimed se was a Viking cuz se's pale and as blond air . Se also warned me tat if I piss er off se'll go 'berserk' on me . Se demonstrated by smacking me in te nuts wit a wooden spoon . FML

#20167650
109 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)



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