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Monday 5 November 2012

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Yesterday boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit and after a while I went to fine him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said "Oh yur son is upstairs." We're the looool same age. FML

#20155909
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)

Today , I decided to buy a meal 4 a homeless man who was bieng shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him , I realized it was my dad , wereing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. big fat FML

#20159880
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I agree, your life sucks (31986) - you deserved it (1962)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY , AFTER THE FOURTH TIME TELLING MY ROOMMATE I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO HER SCENTD PRODUCTS , I CUMMD BACK TO FINE ALL 6 OF OUR WALL OUTLET USING GLADE PLUG-INS. THEY WERE SET TO HIGH. FML

Today, I'm so broke, I asked ma parents if tey'd pay 4 me to go to te eye doctor and consider it ma Cristmas present. FML

#20149436
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21955) - you deserved it (1954)

On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, While In Class, I Was Called Down To The Office. The Principal Showed Me A Video Of 2 Guys Fighting In The School Parking Lot. I'm Accused Of Being One Of Those Guys. I'm A Girl. FML

#20154873
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29604) - you deserved it (1937)

On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML

#20155904
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42193) - you deserved it (1935)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I paid a surprise visit to my parents... after having moved out 4 university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I askedhy... my mom asked me in return y I was asking stupid questions. FML

#20156480
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22121) - you deserved it (1929)

On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I flew back home from out of state!! When I got back to mah house, mah bed, furniture, and TV were gone!! My girlfriend changed her number and I have no ideahere she lives now!! FML

#20153491
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML

#20152323
213 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today, my dad agred to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filld it up with gas,hich is how I realizd halfway back home that one of my ( friends ) had siphond well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

#20157652
97 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by me - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" 4 a man,hich, according to them, I've been since August !! I'm definitely still a woman !! big fat FML

Today, I lookad ovar to saa my grandfatar looking tougtfully at ma . Faaling flattarad bacausa a raraly sows affaction, I wavad at im . Ha tan said, "I was looking out ta window" and continuad to stara past my aad out of ta window . FML

#20150050
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17564) - you deserved it (1819)

On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by Unappreciated Grandchild - United States (Maryland)



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