Sunday 4 November 2012 
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Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 9:36am - health - by bob the builder - United States (Mississippi)
Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
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On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States
Today, I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things, so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on my jeans. Apparently it looked like I was doing something else, because I was called into the principal's office to discuss why "certain things" should be done in private. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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