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Sunday 28 October 2012

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Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML

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On 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm - health - by illjustlimpthen (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things, so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on my jeans. Apparently it looked like I was doing something else, because I was called into the principal's office to discuss why "certain things" should be done in private. FML

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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