Saturday 25 February 2012 
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Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States
Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 8:53am - kids - by unknown - United States (Maryland)
Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 5:18pm - misc - by Larentiah (woman) - United States
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)
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