Monday 30 January 2012 
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Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)
Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I finally got my stubborn toddler to take an afternoon nap after an hour and a half of wrestling with her. Ten minutes later, a UPS package arrived at my door. The UPS man decided it would be a good idea to ring my doorbell repeatedly in rapid-fire sequence as he was walking away. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 2:07am - kids - by Insomniac (woman) - United States
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States
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