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Tuesday 31 March 2015

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Today, while waiting for the bus, I googled walking directions to my destination, in case I had already missed the bus. I was so absorbed in my search that I missed the bus. FML

#21384017
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12491) - you deserved it (15800)

On 03/30/2015 at 5:19am - misc - by getoffthephone - United Kingdom

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
109 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
96 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

#21383954
38 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 1:06am - work - by kitkat3308 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I popped a boner during a singing audition for no apparent reason. I had to stand there for three minutes and finish the song. FML

#21384034
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13209) - you deserved it (1302)

On 03/30/2015 at 7:16am - misc - by uncontrollable - Korea, Republic of

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

#21384188
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13436) - you deserved it (1012)

On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2500) - you deserved it (145)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

#21384435
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1615) - you deserved it (112)

On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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