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Tuesday 30 September 2014

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Today, my mom got genuinely angry at me because I refused to let her pop a zit that I had "promised" she could pop a few days back. She said with utmost look of disappointment that I'm "not a man of my word". FML

#21267417
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18879) - you deserved it (2995)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:31am - misc - by SystemofaBlink41 (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

#21267623
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17145) - you deserved it (2767)

On 09/29/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

#21267554
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19071) - you deserved it (2163)

On 09/29/2014 at 8:06am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

#21267650
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19478) - you deserved it (1831)

On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML

#21267748
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17710) - you deserved it (1440)

On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

#21267969
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (801) - you deserved it (1249)

On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

#21267816
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3183) - you deserved it (476)

On 09/29/2014 at 6:04pm - love - by inmycar - United States (New York)



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