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February 2016

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Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18638) - you deserved it (1111)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16826) - you deserved it (1103)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML

#21525162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16998) - you deserved it (1015)

On 02/11/2016 at 1:12pm - health - by notaman (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

#21525452
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11041) - you deserved it (1017)

On 02/12/2016 at 10:13am - health - by tooembarrassed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

#21525394
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14020) - you deserved it (970)

On 02/12/2016 at 4:00am - intimacy - by scarredforlife (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML

#21525196
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13413) - you deserved it (948)

On 02/11/2016 at 2:55pm - work - by onlyolivia - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

#21525409
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14887) - you deserved it (935)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML

#21525510
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9346) - you deserved it (680)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

#21525526
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9014) - you deserved it (551)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML

#21525574
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6667) - you deserved it (551)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:08pm - love - by SnurklesMcGee (man) - Canada

Today, my evil mother-in-law decided to look for a house in my city. There is a house for sale across the street from mine, and it's in her price range. FML

#21525588
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7465) - you deserved it (470)

On 02/12/2016 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

#21525610
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2200) - you deserved it (246)

On 02/12/2016 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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