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April 2015

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Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
70 comments

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On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

#21389237
84 comments

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On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

#21392817
60 comments

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On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

#21392927
101 comments

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On 04/13/2015 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I picked up a rock outside and put it in my pocket because it looked cool. A teacher holding the door open stopped me and sent me to the principal. I was confused and asked the teacher why the strict action. She replied that someone has been putting rocks in the toilet. I got a detention. FML

#21386851
66 comments

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On 04/03/2015 at 2:08am - misc - by overreacting - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
78 comments

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On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML

#21386448
63 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by King.Dick. (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML

#21392089
80 comments

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On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
66 comments

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On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
89 comments

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On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

#21392323
63 comments

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On 04/12/2015 at 11:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML

#21395232
129 comments

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On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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