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February 2016

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Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

#21523219
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14833) - you deserved it (1120)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12435) - you deserved it (973)

On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20547) - you deserved it (936)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14039) - you deserved it (933)

On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

#21523316
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9610) - you deserved it (895)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:42am - animals - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

#21523317
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10091) - you deserved it (849)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:56am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10746) - you deserved it (782)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1238) - you deserved it (385)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1519) - you deserved it (81)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

#21523593
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1210) - you deserved it (82)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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