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July 2015

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Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
52 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21570) - you deserved it (1348)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

#21436861
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17299) - you deserved it (1336)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm - love - by wellthatsucks - United States

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
88 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

#21437044
31 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18738) - you deserved it (1276)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22180) - you deserved it (1270)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML

#21437185
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14968) - you deserved it (1203)

On 07/06/2015 at 2:03am - work - by breadcrumb - United States (Missouri)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16249) - you deserved it (1158)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

#21437504
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2326) - you deserved it (868)

On 07/06/2015 at 5:37pm - work - by a_dani365 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML

#21437500
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2602) - you deserved it (176)

On 07/06/2015 at 5:32pm - work - by makeover-needed - United States

Today, I found out that my "mosquito bite" was in fact a jellyfish sting I got in Mexico, which has caused me to break out into horrendous hives in the airport waiting for the flight home. It's okay though, the plane is only delayed for 7 hours. FML

#21437526
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (431) - you deserved it (33)

On 07/06/2015 at 6:26pm - health - by feelthesting - Mexico (Aguascalientes)



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