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November 2014

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Today, I realized that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

#21302617
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On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

#21303306
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On 11/21/2014 at 1:18pm - love - by Recluse (man) -

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML

#21300362
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On 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML

#21303583
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On 11/21/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by alli67 -

Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML

#21291231
55 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 1:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML

#21299716
74 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

#21300816
85 comments

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On 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by fatty - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

#21296102
75 comments

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On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML

#21290790
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On 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm - intimacy - by SelfServiced - United States (California)

Today, after visiting friends for the weekend, I took the wrong train home. It was going in completely the opposite direction. I've now missed the last train back, will miss work tomorrow and have just been asked to vacate the train station. I'm 120 miles from home. FML

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

#21302177
57 comments

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On 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm - work - by bookworm - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a pedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML

#21291439
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32361) - you deserved it (4776)

On 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by Not A Pervert - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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