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July 2015

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Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (1348)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19458) - you deserved it (1272)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19348) - you deserved it (1236)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10322) - you deserved it (1256)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my family claimed that I haven't ever broken a bone because I don't do anything risky. I broke my arm by falling in the shower less than 2 hours later and my entire family thinks I did it to prove a point. FML

#21436352
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11097) - you deserved it (880)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12342) - you deserved it (791)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13631) - you deserved it (784)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5082) - you deserved it (371)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4752) - you deserved it (331)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -



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