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March 2015

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Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
74 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

#21367600
87 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
67 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

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On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

#21365913
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (6415)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML

#21366485
104 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:31am - love - by sorry... - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

#21373396
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On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

#21371640
131 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 2:02am - love - by CrazyInLove - United States (Colorado)

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

#21368483
87 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 4:19am - work - by lion2294 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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