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August 2015

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Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

#21461236
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22531) - you deserved it (1328)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:23am - misc - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, I was just a few days away from starting the training for my promotion to management, which involved a healthy pay raise and full time benefits. Today, news came down that the company is filing for bankruptcy. FML

#21460116
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (1323)

On 08/24/2015 at 2:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (1313)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

#21457982
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21348) - you deserved it (1313)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

#21461322
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20106) - you deserved it (1285)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by lefthandspanker (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

#21462289
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14037) - you deserved it (1195)

On 08/29/2015 at 8:06pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

#21462064
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16416) - you deserved it (1189)

On 08/29/2015 at 9:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

#21461377
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18188) - you deserved it (1175)

On 08/27/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by PositiveElectron - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19695) - you deserved it (1149)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML

#21462179
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16547) - you deserved it (1118)

On 08/29/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by babypenguin00 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML

#21462126
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12976) - you deserved it (1088)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:13pm - work - by thegrandchawhee - United States (Washington)



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