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July 2015

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Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22754) - you deserved it (1375)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out why my girlfriend was so excited to get to see me. She finally got to end the relationship she didn't want anymore. FML

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
58 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
43 comments

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On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boss for a promotion. "You don't work here but I can give you a job application." I've been working here for 8 years. FML

#21448654
51 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Application - United States (Ohio)

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

#21448499
54 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML

#21448838
54 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

#21448834
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14445) - you deserved it (888)

On 07/28/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by smellslikeahangover - United States (California)

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

#21448997
36 comments

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On 07/29/2015 at 8:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

#21449035
42 comments

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On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5981) - you deserved it (326)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)



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