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January 2015

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Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

#21343763
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24146) - you deserved it (1703)

On 01/25/2015 at 12:01am - misc - by Earplugged (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

#21346090
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12567) - you deserved it (1702)

On 01/29/2015 at 7:56am - work - by vampyrate3562 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19687) - you deserved it (1686)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18272) - you deserved it (1654)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

#21331498
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25938) - you deserved it (1624)

On 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by ivegotapackage (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19756) - you deserved it (1628)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

#21345623
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19242) - you deserved it (1615)

On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20918) - you deserved it (1543)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18855) - you deserved it (1511)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20768) - you deserved it (1442)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

#21345151
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16576) - you deserved it (1410)

On 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by morning_glory - United States (California)

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19392) - you deserved it (1384)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML



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