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January 2015

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Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

#21343418
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27856) - you deserved it (1890)

On 01/24/2015 at 12:24pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

#21343705
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (1869)

On 01/24/2015 at 10:26pm - intimacy - by confused (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

#21344008
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (1856)

On 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm - work - by fartje - Netherlands

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

#21335978
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25759) - you deserved it (1822)

On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

#21330094
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28156) - you deserved it (1779)

On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML

#21337080
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28450) - you deserved it (1775)

On 01/14/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by Skazzy3 (man) -

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

#21343763
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23819) - you deserved it (1663)

On 01/25/2015 at 12:01am - misc - by Earplugged (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML

#21345278
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16004) - you deserved it (1652)

On 01/27/2015 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

#21331498
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25932) - you deserved it (1624)

On 01/05/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by ivegotapackage (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18925) - you deserved it (1610)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML

#21345533
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16564) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:51am - love - by anonpbc (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20041) - you deserved it (1485)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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