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July 2015

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Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

#21435904
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12061) - you deserved it (1050)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
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On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11963) - you deserved it (834)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4641) - you deserved it (566)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4292) - you deserved it (506)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
42 comments

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On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

#21436042
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (651) - you deserved it (183)

On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (716) - you deserved it (148)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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