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December 2014

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Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML

#21319043
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29145) - you deserved it (1965)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I got a letter in the mail from corporate saying that I'm being demoted because I don't work enough hours. I also got a text from my boss congratulating me on making the best sales numbers for November. FML

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

#21323138
72 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 7:03am - misc - by jflac (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML

#21322171
46 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 4:36pm - work - by Mandy - United States (Florida)

Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML

#21315114
32 comments

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On 12/10/2014 at 4:49pm - misc - by WhereforeArtThouJustice (woman) - Portugal

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

#21317549
38 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 9:07pm - misc - by BFons - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

#21323893
106 comments

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On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML

#21323420
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (1709)

On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
43 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

#21322284
29 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by bakerysux - United States (Texas)

Today, at Christmas dinner, my grandmother talked about the death of every single dog she ever had. All 10 of them. FML

#21323815
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19239) - you deserved it (1504)

On 12/25/2014 at 6:47am - misc - by dunn76 - United States

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

#21323347
39 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend's dad called to say she wasn't allowed to come with me on a three-day trip on New Year's. He waited until Christmas to say it, even though we booked and paid for the trip nearly a month ago. Now he ruined both holidays. FML

#21323987
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17548) - you deserved it (1385)

On 12/25/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by sneeuwbal - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)



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