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October 2014

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Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML

#21283737
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29124) - you deserved it (2418)

On 10/23/2014 at 11:56am - misc - by mnote (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

#21268609
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (2413)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm - misc - by Hi, I'm Heather - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

#21286268
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26640) - you deserved it (2402)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm - work - by Radio GaGa (man) - Canada

Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML

#21274254
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26889) - you deserved it (2388)

On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30816) - you deserved it (2385)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML

#21284646
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (2362)

On 10/24/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

#21287196
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (2371)

On 10/28/2014 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to write, "Do not use to freeze cat," on my bag of ice because my sister's cat died, and she refuses to bury it. FML

#21275907
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28929) - you deserved it (2332)

On 10/11/2014 at 11:14pm - animals - by MrG - United States

Today, while doing physical therapy exercises for my broken leg, I managed to throw my back out. Now I can neither walk nor sit up. FML

#21281586
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28579) - you deserved it (2330)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:00am - health - by cray12 - United States

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

#21287659
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18505) - you deserved it (2340)

On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

#21287010
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25719) - you deserved it (2335)

On 10/28/2014 at 2:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

#21273209
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (2314)

On 10/07/2014 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31986) - you deserved it (2305)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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