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December 2014

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Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML

#21315391
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (2009)

On 12/11/2014 at 12:44am - money - by noshow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

#21320813
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (1948)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

#21321099
80 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, I got a letter in the mail from corporate saying that I'm being demoted because I don't work enough hours. I also got a text from my boss congratulating me on making the best sales numbers for November. FML

Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML

#21319043
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (1871)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML

#21315114
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25568) - you deserved it (1798)

On 12/10/2014 at 4:49pm - misc - by WhereforeArtThouJustice (woman) - Portugal

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

#21320583
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24059) - you deserved it (1747)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

#21321539
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17637) - you deserved it (1750)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, my wife and I are about to move across the country when the landlord for our new house called and said a water line busted and flooded the house. The movers are coming tomorrow. FML

#21317549
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (1722)

On 12/14/2014 at 9:07pm - misc - by BFons - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

#21321621
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6141) - you deserved it (459)

On 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm - misc - by scoold - United States (New Hampshire)



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