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September 2014

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Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML

#21254078
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36711) - you deserved it (2117)

On 09/07/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by soontobehobo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML

#21260940
55 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 9:56pm - misc - by Lexi801 - United States (Utah)

Today, my eight-year-old brother told his classmates that I have cancer. Nope, just really bad acne. FML

Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML

#21260926
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31608) - you deserved it (1948)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

#21262000
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22563) - you deserved it (1563)

On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17693) - you deserved it (1401)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

#21262712
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (470) - you deserved it (28)

On 09/21/2014 at 9:27pm - misc - by ohtheirony -



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