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April 2015

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Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML

#21395531
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18153) - you deserved it (1546)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:57am - misc - by assault and imnotracistbuttery (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered why my pet bird has been hiding behind my couch pillow lately. It's not because she was nesting, as I thought. She's been secretly tearing apart the whole couch from behind there instead. FML

#21395798
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9842) - you deserved it (1496)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:34pm - animals - by thisisnotavirustrustme.exe (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

#21395494
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18819) - you deserved it (1452)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:12pm - love - by pandapantsMD (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20530) - you deserved it (1345)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML

#21395274
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20020) - you deserved it (1186)

On 04/17/2015 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

#21395867
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11041) - you deserved it (1044)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

#21395896
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9272) - you deserved it (813)

On 04/18/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by socialix - United States (New Mexico)



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