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November 2014

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Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34960) - you deserved it (2814)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

#21298962
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (2808)

On 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by shreking_bawl (man) - Norway

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

#21289931
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33668) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

#21301373
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (2796)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:45pm - health - by hatemydentist - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my father told me to "go get a job". He has been unemployed for 3 years. FML

#21300409
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27279) - you deserved it (2737)

On 11/16/2014 at 10:52pm - work - by username - United States (Indiana)

Today, realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML

#21291344
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2723)

On 11/03/2014 at 4:16pm - work - by I don't want to be here anymore - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

#21305183
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25472) - you deserved it (2708)

On 11/24/2014 at 1:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

#21292702
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29961) - you deserved it (2684)

On 11/05/2014 at 1:49pm - love - by aspiemeanswell (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I swapped out my maternity gown for a regular old t-shirt. My visiting mother-in-law called me a fatass and said I need to lose weight. I'd given birth just 40 hours earlier. FML

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

#21290234
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30534) - you deserved it (2680)

On 11/02/2014 at 1:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

#21299775
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26863) - you deserved it (2668)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:41pm - misc - by SeaBind - United States (Michigan)

Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML

#21292980
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32768) - you deserved it (2651)

On 11/05/2014 at 9:03pm - work - by jobless (man) - United States (California)



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