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October 2014

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Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

#21281679
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28348) - you deserved it (2023)

On 10/20/2014 at 11:03am - work - by Chansus10 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML

#21281510
38 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 12:53am - work - by are you kidding me - United States (Kansas)

Today, the kids on my cross country team were planning a big surprise party for one of the girls, whose birthday is in a few weeks. It's my birthday today. FML

#21281118
42 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 2:19pm - misc - by forgotten (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

#21281417
97 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 11:00pm - animals - by Why Me - United States (Indiana)

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

#21282364
44 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:41am - kids - by Bald (man) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

#21282479
85 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 4:13pm - misc - by Airplane crap - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
92 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

#21281851
47 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5972) - you deserved it (695)

On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving lifegaurd instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
36 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML

#21282844
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2225) - you deserved it (395)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)



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