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Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

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45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6740) - you deserved it (755)

On 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4773) - you deserved it (465)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3908) - you deserved it (244)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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