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July 2014

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Today, I read a book by a former client who did time for fraud. She swears she's innocent, and blames everyone for her "ordeal": the police, court, judge, and me, her own attorney. She conveniently forgot to mention her two full confessions, one of which was given before the judge. FML

#21213089
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (2808)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Cura?ao

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

#21217252
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34174) - you deserved it (2765)

On 07/22/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by d4rkxf0x - United States (Texas)

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

#21216549
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31395) - you deserved it (2516)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

#21215497
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36189) - you deserved it (2489)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

#21216504
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29982) - you deserved it (2422)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

#21217892
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26194) - you deserved it (2412)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML

#21217675
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26788) - you deserved it (2265)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

#21218479
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (1996)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

#21218616
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (778) - you deserved it (1980)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:24pm - health - by ThunderThighs (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

#21217678
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26649) - you deserved it (1926)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4357) - you deserved it (417)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

#21218491
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3080) - you deserved it (202)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:57pm - misc - by Rosey (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

#21218640
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1419) - you deserved it (90)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:52pm - kids - by TCRII - United States (Virginia)



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