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July 2014

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Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38940) - you deserved it (4050)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain what "cashback" was to a customer. She called me a liar and wanted to talk to a manager because she felt I made up the concept. I'm the manager. She wouldn't believe me and waited in the store for an hour. Apparently this is what a Masters degree gets me. FML

#21194527
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46085) - you deserved it (4041)

On 07/01/2014 at 12:26am - work - by where do they come from - United States (Washington)

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

#21196634
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (4037)

On 07/02/2014 at 8:59pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

#21201617
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40723) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

#21222166
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was really upset and the girl I like saw me. She told me what a great guy I am and that I deserve to be happy. With any other girl but her. FML

#21202480
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40275) - you deserved it (3997)

On 07/08/2014 at 2:04am - love - by SadlyNotMe - United States

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML

#21198613
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37747) - you deserved it (3982)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

#21221737
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30432) - you deserved it (4003)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

#21212029
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40879) - you deserved it (3966)

On 07/17/2014 at 4:48pm - love - by toonice - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the public library for the first time ever. The librarian told me I couldn't get a library card because I had an outstanding balance of $130.00 from 1995. I was born in 1991. FML

#21204670
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46338) - you deserved it (3965)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by library book - United States (Texas)

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

#21200603
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42241) - you deserved it (3923)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by idiot bro (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53209) - you deserved it (3821)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

#21202583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40114) - you deserved it (3792)

On 07/08/2014 at 4:40am - misc - by crippled (man) - United States (Nevada)



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