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July 2014

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Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

#21212155
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42922) - you deserved it (576)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

#21214404
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40901) - you deserved it (571)

On 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by Death By Parent (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40201) - you deserved it (526)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55600) - you deserved it (436)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46888) - you deserved it (403)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36680) - you deserved it (395)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

#21212029
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3667) - you deserved it (335)

On 07/17/2014 at 4:48pm - love - by toonice - United States (Oregon)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

#21213656
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41295) - you deserved it (325)

On 07/19/2014 at 12:43am - love - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

#21215497
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (179)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

#21216549
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1300) - you deserved it (103)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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