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September 2014

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Today, I unexpectedly ran into my boss. Last week, I'd met with him every day, putting together a last-minute presentation of my research for him to deliver at conference overseas. It turns out that his passport had expired. FML

#21250768
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (2141)

On 09/02/2014 at 8:35pm - work - by theoftrescheduled (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML

#21254078
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36152) - you deserved it (2116)

On 09/07/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by soontobehobo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

#21259922
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22715) - you deserved it (2119)

On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML

#21259489
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21772) - you deserved it (2097)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:46pm - animals - by furryfriend (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML

#21259194
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22027) - you deserved it (2000)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:17am - work - by cazzb - United States (Virginia)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

#21258738
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32396) - you deserved it (1931)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lived 2 hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

#21260092
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21315) - you deserved it (1913)

On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

#21259366
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (1903)

On 09/16/2014 at 10:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." and "Oh... you didn't know?" FML

#21259544
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21267) - you deserved it (1833)

On 09/16/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my eight-year-old brother told his classmates that I have cancer. Nope, just really bad acne. FML

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

#21259933
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23263) - you deserved it (1462)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friends came over to my house eating my food and making fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML

#21260159
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4690) - you deserved it (1007)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by iAmJasper - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

#21260160
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4746) - you deserved it (399)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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