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July 2015

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Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

#21436059
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15073) - you deserved it (2302)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17805) - you deserved it (2273)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
70 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16453) - you deserved it (1963)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25414) - you deserved it (1817)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20433) - you deserved it (1764)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

#21435904
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18956) - you deserved it (1744)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19266) - you deserved it (1700)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
81 comments

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On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20536) - you deserved it (1635)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML



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