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June 2014

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

#21162704
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56134) - you deserved it (8179)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

#21185584
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (8112)

On 06/23/2014 at 5:26pm - money - by amused (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML

#21164912
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56519) - you deserved it (8107)

On 06/06/2014 at 11:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

#21176636
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56562) - you deserved it (8067)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Germany

Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML

#21161435
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39623) - you deserved it (7993)

On 06/03/2014 at 7:56am - money - by xerrika - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

#21180513
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48086) - you deserved it (7966)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

#21178301
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50274) - you deserved it (7749)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

#21171240
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50331) - you deserved it (7651)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML

#21190580
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41954) - you deserved it (7500)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

#21187067
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37163) - you deserved it (7493)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47269) - you deserved it (7422)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -



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