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December 2013

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Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

#20979925
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39495) - you deserved it (14843)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

#20996955
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40821) - you deserved it (13359)

On 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm - love - by Wow. - United States

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

#21002634
166 comments

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On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML

#21004910
140 comments

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On 12/25/2013 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML

#20980679
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37507) - you deserved it (12734)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

#20994572
179 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 11:34am - kids - by failedfather (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

#21000013
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43019) - you deserved it (11624)

On 12/21/2013 at 9:13am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

#20980652
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42289) - you deserved it (10973)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

#20982712
152 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

#20994896
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36637) - you deserved it (10553)

On 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm - love - by dana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

#21003528
79 comments

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On 12/24/2013 at 11:53am - animals - by PityKitty (woman) -

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

#20988740
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44404) - you deserved it (10389)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)



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