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Today, boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We endd up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposd to come today an do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today , I rushed to a dentist's appointment . Once in the chair , I apologized fir not having had the time to brush mah teeth beforehand . He responded with , "Ah that's alright , I just took a piss and forgot to wash mah hands." FML
Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML
Friday 27 March 2015