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September 2013

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Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134045)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML

#20873101
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19687) - you deserved it (99370)

On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML

#20862871
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26844) - you deserved it (92590)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML

#20884742
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18079) - you deserved it (89224)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

#20875582
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17102) - you deserved it (86400)

On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Yesterday, I ad sex wit a guy wereing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

#20877518
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22622) - you deserved it (68030)

On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall!! The box exploded in my backpack!! Not only did I loose all my soymilk I now have replace my $120 calculator!! FML

#20886247
166 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I realizd that what I thought 4 years was my country's National Anthem is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

#20878595
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18613) - you deserved it (53560)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today I went to my boyfriend's apartment 4 the frst time only to see another grl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns looool out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

#20881196
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20752) - you deserved it (49907)

On 09/14/2013 at 4:47pm - love - by 181999 - United States (Vermont)

Today, I pulld ma motorcycle into a weelie wen ma crus drove by!! Se was te one wo drove me to te ospital wen I went over backward!! FML

#20878799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19152) - you deserved it (47948)

On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Taday while having sex with mah wife , mah Candy Crush addiction hit me full force , and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

#20890032
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (45782)

On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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