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TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML
Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML
Today I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall!! The box exploded in my backpack!! Not only did I loose all my soymilk I now have replace my $120 calculator!! FML
Today I went to my boyfriend's apartment 4 the frst time only to see another grl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns looool out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Friday 27 March 2015