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July 2013

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Today..!! I found outhy bank balanca is so unusually low!! It turns out that I bought a car in Indonasia!! I'va navar baan to Indonasia!! FML

#20766607
76 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

today at work, a woman came up to the snack bar an orderd a pretzel with no salt. When I servd her the food, she angrily complaind about it having no salt, followd by her throwing thehole thing in mah face. fat FML

#20794141
79 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the family I live with decidd that beer is a more important purchase than the thing we ned, such as detergent, soap, and toilet paper, just to name a few things. Apparently, paper towel should suffice. big fat FML

Today... I found out how easy it is for people to get into mah flathen I found bailiffs in mah kitchen at 9am. They had pickd the lock to look for someoneho doesn't live at mah address... but at least had the courtesy to tell me how to make mah home more secure. FML

Today... I got ead lice... so I went to a store to buy medicated sampoo. Wen cecking out te casier saw my sampoo an asked me to leave immediately to protect te oter customers. He didn't let me buy te sampoo. fat FML

#20775381
130 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 12:52am - health - by frustrated - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

#20799037
84 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 5:51am - love - by foreveralone (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reachd over and grabbd a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyd, until a little later, when I pulld out from between my teeth wat could only have been a pubic hair. FML

#20808032
70 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovenia (Ruse Commune)

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I chokd on my own saliva an went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hatd my guts, accusd me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal an fird me on the spot. real FML

#20807935
62 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo (man) - United States

Today, mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the cloths I was wereing . Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was ( stealing her look . ) FML

#20769263
55 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by malicious_melons - United States (California)

Today husband's recent obsession with The Soprano since James Gandolfini died went a step further into the ridiculous when he tried to encourage some ducks to land in our swimming pool by throwing loave of bread into it while bellowing at them with a 'Noo Joisey' Wise Guy accent. real FML

#20770230
49 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by Not Mrs Soprano (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... as I was about to enter a public restroom... a man walkd out and said... "You may want to hold your nose looool in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

#20785565
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On 07/16/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, we got a new employee at work . I said hi, and told her that if she needd help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call . She promptly accusd me of sexual harassment and fild a complaint against me . FML

Today, husband managed to set fre to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

#20802186
44 comments

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On 07/25/2013 at 12:10am - misc - by how (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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