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Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38171) - you deserved it (2231)

On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (2191)

On 06/24/2013 at 1:38am - money - by pumboc (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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