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June 2013

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Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40633) - you deserved it (2409)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40653) - you deserved it (2403)

On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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